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Yeah but why do you even need a military on a quarantine island. The government is just expecting you to not kill each other. You don’t need a military for that. You especially don’t need to put sadis
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Yeah but why do you even need a military on a quarantine island. The government is just expecting you to not kill each other. You don’t need a military for that. You especially don’t need to put sadists in charge of it given the inherently sexual nature of your abilities.
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-15 22:56 UTC
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