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During the pandemic I spent loads of money paying my goons to march around the crypt I’d inherited from my great uncle Dale. With the increase in business we saw, eventually they started taking pride

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During the pandemic I spent loads of money paying my goons to march around the crypt I’d inherited from my great uncle Dale. With the increase in business we saw, eventually they started taking pride in their role as essential lurkers. I still wasn’t gonna line up and clap for them - that’s gauche.

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