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Restoring the quiet dignity of the presidential office can now be accomplished by injecting a container full of howler monkeys with Ebola, amphetamine and elephant laxatives and then turn them loose i
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Restoring the quiet dignity of the presidential office can now be accomplished by injecting a container full of howler monkeys with Ebola, amphetamine and elephant laxatives and then turn them loose in the White House. That’s where the bar is Americans, that’s where the bar is.
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-14 20:10 UTC
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