scene: i just finished a killer arm workout that ended with push-ups to failure, i try to get up from the floor but i struggle and i think it’s because my arms are jelly, then the earthquake alarm sta
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- earthquake · earthquake
scene: i just finished a killer arm workout that ended with push-ups to failure, i try to get up from the floor but i struggle and i think it’s because my arms are jelly, then the earthquake alarm starts blaring in my earpods (the rumble was not in fact my music). i start crawling towards my cat 😂
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-16 10:52 UTC
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