Crime⚠ unverified · 20%
Looking for someone to handcuff me to my desk and threaten me so I can override my ADHD and actually work on editing my videos. Hit me up with a resume with 5 years kidnapping experience and we can ta
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- abduction · kidnapping
Looking for someone to handcuff me to my desk and threaten me so I can override my ADHD and actually work on editing my videos. Hit me up with a resume with 5 years kidnapping experience and we can talk.
Sources
- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-15 16:16 UTC
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