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If I was in charge of a gatcha game, I'd make a summer event that's more interesting than just the beach. Throw 'em in the mountains! Throw 'em into summer school! Throw 'em home and keep them away fr
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- heat · heat_wave
If I was in charge of a gatcha game, I'd make a summer event that's more interesting than just the beach. Throw 'em in the mountains! Throw 'em into summer school! Throw 'em home and keep them away from the heat wave! I don't care what you do, just keep the characters away from the beach for once!
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-16 07:12 UTC
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