Went to grab the cat for medicine time, and I was anticipating her farting I to the basement so I moved quick and she STOPPED instead and turned her head but ended up stabbing her little face on my th
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Went to grab the cat for medicine time, and I was anticipating her farting I to the basement so I moved quick and she STOPPED instead and turned her head but ended up stabbing her little face on my thumb nail. She cried. Dang cat, just accept your medicine fate. I don't think I got her eye.
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-17 10:00 UTC
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