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ㅤ I totally forgot about this no wonder I had that accident a week or so ago I was walking in my house at a fast clip thinking about a lot of things, working them out tripped on the vacuum cord... was
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ㅤ I totally forgot about this no wonder I had that accident a week or so ago I was walking in my house at a fast clip thinking about a lot of things, working them out tripped on the vacuum cord... was piledriven into the door jamb my shoulder hit it square, then my head contra-coup, and knee 😬 ㅤ
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-14 17:33 UTC
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