Disaster⚠ unverified · 20%
Should have been the Onion: In a La Brea moment, a massive sinkhole consumes entire White House south lawn. Audience initially believes it to be part of the opening monster truck rally and cheers emph
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- landslide · sinkhole
Should have been the Onion: In a La Brea moment, a massive sinkhole consumes entire White House south lawn. Audience initially believes it to be part of the opening monster truck rally and cheers emphatically at destruction.
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-14 17:13 UTC
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