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The other day, the Pentagon went on lockdown when some sort of "biohazard" scent was detected. It was declared a false alarm. But for real, I know what happened. The Girthst Asshat visited that day. W
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The other day, the Pentagon went on lockdown when some sort of "biohazard" scent was detected. It was declared a false alarm. But for real, I know what happened. The Girthst Asshat visited that day. While there, Kegsbreath belched and The Asshat sharted. A scent? Yeah.
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-14 18:31 UTC
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