Crime⚠ unverified · 20%
[yelling to onlookers as I’m torn to pieces by two aliens—one a jagged, crystalline creature stabbing at me with sharp points, the other a gelatinous orb dragging my skin off of me by pawing at it wit
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- assault · stabbing
[yelling to onlookers as I’m torn to pieces by two aliens—one a jagged, crystalline creature stabbing at me with sharp points, the other a gelatinous orb dragging my skin off of me by pawing at it with huge round limbs]: “am I crazy or is this really Kiki/Bouba-coded!?”
Sources
- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-14 20:05 UTC
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