Disaster⚠ unverified · 20%
🤵🏾: Mi amor. We finally have the entire ballroom to ourselves. Me: Oh, Alejandro. Now take me to... 🫨 What's happening! 🤵🏾: Earthquake! I'll save y (is crushed by a falling corinthian column) Me: Nooo
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Unverified, machine-classified. This event was auto-detected from a single BLUESKY news source. The title is a machine-generated label — not the article’s headline — and may not reflect the source. Open the source to confirm; treat as a developing signal until verified.
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- Category
- earthquake · earthquake
🤵🏾: Mi amor. We finally have the entire ballroom to ourselves. Me: Oh, Alejandro. Now take me to... 🫨 What's happening! 🤵🏾: Earthquake! I'll save y (is crushed by a falling corinthian column) Me: Nooo! (Wakes up) 🐶: (Kicking in a puppy dream, shaking the entire bed) Me: REALLY?! 🐶: Wut?
Sources
- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-15 02:01 UTC
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