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I hate that the pandemic trained me to comfort eat because I couldn't comfort do fucking anything else, but also I'm going to inhale an entire tub of ice cream when I get in because I have had enough
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I hate that the pandemic trained me to comfort eat because I couldn't comfort do fucking anything else, but also I'm going to inhale an entire tub of ice cream when I get in because I have had enough AI bullshit to last me a month over the past fucking 16 hours IT HASNT EVEN BEEN A FULL DAY
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-15 19:05 UTC
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