Disaster⚠ unverified · 20%
I just want to get a fucking moped that won't shut down in the middle of traffic on a hot day like my ebike did. Like, I've gone from "omg the freedom" to "am I going to make it" thanks to the ridicul
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- heat · heat_wave
I just want to get a fucking moped that won't shut down in the middle of traffic on a hot day like my ebike did. Like, I've gone from "omg the freedom" to "am I going to make it" thanks to the ridiculous heat wave we've had.
Sources
- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-17 00:31 UTC
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