Transport⚠ unverified · 20%
Yes. Because people need to be... arrested. Like you. [He bites another piece.] You've derailed me. I was just minding my own business, but then you show up wearing that outfit. Now I want to arrest y
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- rail · derailed
Yes. Because people need to be... arrested. Like you. [He bites another piece.] You've derailed me. I was just minding my own business, but then you show up wearing that outfit. Now I want to arrest you. Too pretty to be allowed out. [He offers her a bite of popcorn.]
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-16 00:18 UTC
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