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Last time I got a good laugh at a funeral was pre-pandemic. One of the first deaconesses died, and the drummer got so hyped, he sent not one, but two drumsticks, sailing into the choir. Me and my mama
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Last time I got a good laugh at a funeral was pre-pandemic. One of the first deaconesses died, and the drummer got so hyped, he sent not one, but two drumsticks, sailing into the choir. Me and my mama almost got kicked out for laughing. Had to lay flat across the pew while I cried/choked. 🤣
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