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Literally everyone i know whos ever moved to Maine has been like "your 2 options are university/city locales where its nice, or This Town Was Founded By John Maine Himself And Despite A 300 Year Legac
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Literally everyone i know whos ever moved to Maine has been like "your 2 options are university/city locales where its nice, or This Town Was Founded By John Maine Himself And Despite A 300 Year Legacy Of Mast-Carving The Main Export Now Is Opioid Epidemic Stats and A Major Dearth In Geriatric Care"
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-14 17:14 UTC
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