"We are finally taking on Big Maybe Poision Sodas which poisons so many of our kids. There will be a Maybe Poision Soda curfew at 8:30. everyone else must now be id-checked for Maybe Poision Sodas." "
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"We are finally taking on Big Maybe Poision Sodas which poisons so many of our kids. There will be a Maybe Poision Soda curfew at 8:30. everyone else must now be id-checked for Maybe Poision Sodas." "What? no we're not going to make them take the poison out. Why? What kind of communist are you? "
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-16 07:12 UTC
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