Disaster⚠ unverified · 20%
Everyone is running for cover at the white house during a tornado warning during the Roman Gladiator fest. NYC is going bananas after winning the NBA title for the first time in 53 years. All within h
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- tornado · tornado_warning
Everyone is running for cover at the white house during a tornado warning during the Roman Gladiator fest. NYC is going bananas after winning the NBA title for the first time in 53 years. All within hours of each other. Maybe there is a god.
Sources
- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-14 17:56 UTC
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