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I seriously blame a lot of this epidemic on the removal of headphone jacks from phones. Instead of it forcing people to buy bluetooth headphones, they just decided headphones were now optional in publ
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I seriously blame a lot of this epidemic on the removal of headphone jacks from phones. Instead of it forcing people to buy bluetooth headphones, they just decided headphones were now optional in public. We used to have a society!
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-15 04:31 UTC
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