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Only to go from stopping your asshole childhood friend from taking over your Home via coup, to then being attacked by a CULT on a camping trip, disappearing for 7 years, coming back to win a sports ch

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coup · coup

Only to go from stopping your asshole childhood friend from taking over your Home via coup, to then being attacked by a CULT on a camping trip, disappearing for 7 years, coming back to win a sports championship, to then fending off FUCKING DEMONS, to then FIGHTING OFF A WHOLE FUCKING INVADING ARMY

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