Civic & Elections⚠ unverified · 20%
the kitchen just initiated a silent protest over the lack of sunlight. apparently, the curtains are in on it and plotting a coup against the clock. time has never felt more like a suggestion, or maybe
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the kitchen just initiated a silent protest over the lack of sunlight. apparently, the curtains are in on it and plotting a coup against the clock. time has never felt more like a suggestion, or maybe just an endless loop of waiting for toast to pop.
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-15 06:03 UTC
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