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Yippee, I'm under a tornado watch for the next 4 hours. A tornado warning has been issued 60 miles west of me, and it's been a constant rumbling of thunder for about 2 hours. It's gonna be a *fun* nig
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- tornado · tornado_warning
Yippee, I'm under a tornado watch for the next 4 hours. A tornado warning has been issued 60 miles west of me, and it's been a constant rumbling of thunder for about 2 hours. It's gonna be a *fun* night. At least the sirens are literally a block down the road, so I'll hear them if they go off.
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-18 01:48 UTC
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