Disaster⚠ unverified · 20%
Don't forget the sequel, Cyclone. *I* was good at that one. Isn't it unfair that I got terrible at quick-paced games in front of my kids? I can't master hose ABXY console controllers, or anything more
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Don't forget the sequel, Cyclone. *I* was good at that one. Isn't it unfair that I got terrible at quick-paced games in front of my kids? I can't master hose ABXY console controllers, or anything more complex than QAOP-fire. 😟
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-17 05:41 UTC
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