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I just had the most delicious daydream. I saw the area, lights blazing, I saw ghouls who pass for people sitting around it, I saw that bloated old orange carcass slumped in his seat, then suddenly pan
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- casualty · stampede
I just had the most delicious daydream. I saw the area, lights blazing, I saw ghouls who pass for people sitting around it, I saw that bloated old orange carcass slumped in his seat, then suddenly pandemonium as swarms of mosquito's found flesh. A stampede followed, orange didn't make it. 😉😂😂
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-14 21:42 UTC
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