Disaster⚠ unverified · 20%
we woke up in the middle of the night three whole times to screaming flood warnings from Maff's iPhone. buddy, if you're gonna send a flood warning after midnight, there better be a goddamn literal ts
Machine-generated label — not the source headline.
Unverified, machine-classified. This event was auto-detected from a single BLUESKY news source. The title is a machine-generated label — not the article’s headline — and may not reflect the source. Open the source to confirm; treat as a developing signal until verified.
- When
- Where
- Location unknown
- Category
- tsunami · tsunami
we woke up in the middle of the night three whole times to screaming flood warnings from Maff's iPhone. buddy, if you're gonna send a flood warning after midnight, there better be a goddamn literal tsunami about to hit the neighborhood
Involved actors & entities
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Sources
- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-15 13:13 UTC
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Correlated events
Computed by the Defaxon correlation engine — linked by shared actors, co-location, and temporal proximity. Scored hypotheses, never causal claims.