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In the last 12 hours: my laptop bluescreened; I tripped and fell carrying breakfast, sending me to urgent care for X-rays & stitches; had the worst donut ever (Dunkin’, what have you done?); and came
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- infrastructure · power_outage
In the last 12 hours: my laptop bluescreened; I tripped and fell carrying breakfast, sending me to urgent care for X-rays & stitches; had the worst donut ever (Dunkin’, what have you done?); and came home to a power outage. Today is fired.
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-15 16:15 UTC
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