Disaster⚠ unverified · 20%
Do not teach hydro pump to your dog using TM! It's not useful to protect yourself against PETA! Instead, teach her Earthquake and Swords dance, so you can maker her ATK stronger and sweep they're team
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Do not teach hydro pump to your dog using TM! It's not useful to protect yourself against PETA! Instead, teach her Earthquake and Swords dance, so you can maker her ATK stronger and sweep they're team!!
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-15 11:41 UTC
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