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Quite frankly, if I were Michelle Obama, I'd now run for president purely out of spite. I'd be like "You want to call me a man? Fine. I'll be THE man, win the goddamn White House in a landslide, and t
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Quite frankly, if I were Michelle Obama, I'd now run for president purely out of spite. I'd be like "You want to call me a man? Fine. I'll be THE man, win the goddamn White House in a landslide, and then shove my big presidential dick right up your ass." But that's just me, man.
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-16 02:12 UTC
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