Society⚠ unverified · 20%
In the next few weeks Ehlers will be planning his day with the Cup while Virtanen will be planning to piss himself, while covered in his own vomit, at the Calgary Stampede
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- casualty · stampede
Sources
- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-15 03:15 UTC
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