Disaster⚠ unverified · 20%
Yessss... I just. Slither up unnoticed and unhinge against the corner of the place. By the time they realize the rumbling isn't an earthquake and the suddenly-darkened windows aren't an eclipse, it's
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Unverified, machine-classified. This event was auto-detected from a single BLUESKY news source. The title is a machine-generated label — not the article’s headline — and may not reflect the source. Open the source to confirm; treat as a developing signal until verified.
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- earthquake · earthquake
Yessss... I just. Slither up unnoticed and unhinge against the corner of the place. By the time they realize the rumbling isn't an earthquake and the suddenly-darkened windows aren't an eclipse, it's already too late. Just a big, boxy bulge in the midst of a snake that'ss way too long...~ 💙🖤🩶
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- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-17 18:34 UTC
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