Crime⚠ unverified · 20%
Did you hear about the kidnapping? They found him asleep. ..... It's been a hell of a run, but comedy is now over with this joke.
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- abduction · kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping? They found him asleep. ..... It's been a hell of a run, but comedy is now over with this joke.
Sources
- Bluesky ↗ · first seen 2026-06-15 16:35 UTC
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